it keeps happening
Grilled food is only good for one day.
(Source: solarmetronome)
oh
hey baby,
if it’s not too much treble,
i’d really like to ‘B’ with you
… naturally.
(Source: perlahaha, via stubbornandopinionated)
Goofy is the only classic Disney character who has had sex.
Mickey has nephews, Donald has nephews, Goofy has a son.
And he wasn’t adopted, he looks just like him.
Goofy……has had sex.
Goofy…..has known a woman biblically….Imagine what it must’ve looked like.
Imagine what it sounded like.These are the things I think about when I wake up in the middle of the night, drenched in sweat.
(via corndogbetty)
(Source: hairvoyant, via thatsnotmagicshesdead)
(Source: thewindcriesmolly, via catladyproblems)
Someone had to.
